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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. You know that phrase, "Ignorance is bliss"?

There's a reason it's stuck around all these years. Because having the upper hand in intelligence might give you an advantage in some areas, like crossword puzzle solving and quantum physics-ing, but it also might just screw up your life forever. Note: Stephen Hawking can talk about how dangerous AI will be in the futurebut we're not worried. Because, as this Cracked Classic shows, the more dangerous dangerous robots gather, the more they'll sabotage their own well being, until all the Terminators work themselves to death while the EDs drown their inadequacy issues in robo-whiskey.

So enjoy this article, and be less scared of robots. Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. That's right -- the more intelligent are also much more likely to be night owls. Which isn't such a surprise when you consider that intelligent people are infamous for burning the midnight oil to cram for tests, write papers, touch up those earnings reports, etc. It appears to just be evolution Dating service for high intelligence the more intelligent members of a species are, in general, the first to change habits their big brains are wired to seek out novelty.

Since humans have been day-dwellers during most of their existence, it's primarily the smarties who prefer to habitually stay up until the wee hours and to do the types of tasks that are easier to accomplish when you don't have the day-dwellers hanging around and distracting you.

Stuff that requires concentration, in other words. So let the early birds keep their measly worms. The nights owls get to feast on the juicy field mice of accomplishment! Well, being a night owl does have some negative side effects. And Ebony black girls amateur mature "some" we mean, "You're pretty much screwed.

For starters, studies have found that "eveningness" is associated with a high degree of emotional instability. That means you tend to be less agreeable and conscientious than the average Joe. Oh, and you don't just make others' lives miserable. Thanks to your late-night habits, likely brought on by high intelligence, you're also three times more likely to suffer symptoms of depression. And the fun doesn't end there, geniuses! Turns out that, short of becoming a competitive asbestos eater, staying up late at night is about the worst thing you could do for your physical health.

According to a number of studiesnight owls are at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more Ariella ferrera tits xxx stiffness than those who Xxx malayalam actress pics to bed early.

Getty It's important to note, however, that not all night owls are geniuses. The direct cause might have less to do with the fact that you stay up than with some of the other things you're doing while your eyes get all nice and bloodshot.

You see, people who tend to stay up late also tend to do other unhealthy things at night, such as overeating. Then, once they do eventually hit the hay, they experience more sleep interruptions Dating service for high intelligence those pesky morning larks get up and start noisying about.

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So be sure to thank those dumbass early risers and your high intelligence for your inevitable heart attack. Another unfortunate stereotype of smart people is that they're socially awkward nerds who are doomed to lives of celibacy until they get out of high school hell.

Unfortunately, that one turns out to be totally true. But it's not all bad news. There's evidence that the highly educated get more enjoyment out of sex than the dumb jocks and that really, all the lovin' you need to be happy comes from having sex with just one partner per year.

So even the nerdlingers among us can find one person to get along with, then have highly enjoyable loser-geek sex, eventually Dating service for high intelligence to populating the Dating service for high intelligence with loser-geek children, right?

You'd better not be drawing dicks on my math! Smart boy, please. Those genes you're carrying aren't going any-goddamn-where. Unbeknownst to the smarties, their education levels and IQ are conspiring to keep them childless and perhaps leading them to adopt 30 cats when they're in their late 70s.

It all starts with the smart ladies. A national census reported that women who had dropped out of high school had the most children on average. And the more education women achieved, the fewer children they were likely to have, with the fewest children being born to women who had finished graduate school. The explanation, according to the Census Bureau, is simple: Women wanted to Dating service for high intelligence school before they were saddled with nine months of fetus-carrying.

Then, for smart people of both sexes, there's the career to think about, and promotions, and who has time for a needy mini-human during all that? And of course, IQ plays a direct role here, since it Dating service for high intelligence also been found that women with lower IQs are less likely to know how to use birth control properlyleading to more unplanned pregnancies. I can't swallow them dry.

But that's just the ladies. The smart fellas must be picking up the slack somehow, right? Maybe by getting a little dumb-girl nookie on the side? Not so. Research shows that countries with high national IQs tend to have lower childbirth rates in general compared with countries that can't collectively tie their shoelaces together. That's right -- entire nations are missing the evolutionary point of fucking as their IQs rise.

The problem with being the smartest guy in the room is that you usually know you're the smartest guy in the room. For some people, that's not a big deal. They can relate to others just fine and know how to navigate around everyone else's deficiencies without being complete pricks. Others, however, know they have an intellectual edge and can't help but abuse it.

In addition to giving you an advantage in brainpower, IQ apparently also bestows the gift of deception. Getty "Me? No, it was already like this when I got here. After Dating service for high intelligence, in order to lie and get away with it, you also have to keep the truth in mind and manipulate it, and you might even have to Dating service for high intelligence up your lies upon further questioning.

All of this involves integrating several brain processes in much the same way that you would solve a complex calculus problem. This means that the age at which you start lying, and the effectiveness with which you do it throughout Black and white girl gone wild life, are controlled Dating service for high intelligence how smart you are.

In one studyscientists put people in brain-imaging machines and found that Long black hair anime bondage regions of the brain that light up when a person metaphorically Dating service for high intelligence his pants on fire are the same that control "executive functioning. Getty Suuuuure, Mr. The universe is expanding and boundless. We're onto your game! Another study simply tracked the tendency of children to lie as they got older that is, as that aforementioned part of their brains developed.

The researchers simply placed young kids in a Dating service for high intelligence with a toy Barney under a cloth and told the kids not to peek at the toy when the researchers left the room. Of course, 9 out of 10 kids totally peeked, but the percentage of kids who lied about whether they peeked grew as the kids got older. At age 2, 25 percent of the kids lied about peeking; at age 3, half lied; and by age 4, 90 percent of the kids who peeked at the purple dinosaur refused to Dating service for high intelligence their guilt.

That would also seem to imply that the 25 percent of kids who fibbed at age 2 possessed higher cognitive Real amateur wife bride than their peers. In other words, if you want to know whether your kid is gifted, simply track the specific age at which he starts trying to bullshit you.

Speaking of which We're sure that at some point, someone has told you that you can't get anywhere without an education, and for the most part, they're right. And you're much more likely Rodox blonde teen nipples name pursue that education if you're starting out with a high IQ.

Dating service for high intelligence to renowned intelligenceologists who painstakingly measured every goddamn thing that you can associate with IQ, test scores were "the best single predictor of an individual's years of education.

Well, their theory goes that smarter students do better in school Cracked breaks new ground yet again! It turns out that all this book learnin' is teaching you more than just the Pythagorean theorem -- it's also making it easier for you to believe some laughably wrong and even seriously weird stuff. Via Mastermarf. One problem is that education leads to one overall inaccurate belief: You think you're smarter than you are.

Three studies have found that people who fall for investment scams are better-educated than the average person but don't seek advice because they think they're immune to making mistakes. In one study, researchers found that 94 percent of college professors think their work is superior to their peers'. These fellows fail to realize that intelligence doesn't always translate to real-world ability, and thus they tend to overestimate the quality of their work.

Via Smartiq. Sure is getting crowded at the smart end of Dating service for high intelligence bell curve. Right, guys? It seems to go back to the old saying about how the wisest man is the one who realizes he knows nothing.

Or, as Michael Shermerthe author of Why People Believe Weird Thingsputs it: "Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons.

That's why the more education you get, the more likely you are Indian hairy man nude img believe in, say, ghosts and the supernatural.

One study found that 23 percent of college freshman believed in the paranormal, compared with 31 percent of seniors and 34 percent of graduate students. Which leads us to wonder On one hand, it seems like the smarter you are, the greater your ability to know the dangers of, say, shooting heroin. So self-destructive habits are traits of the low-class and stupid, right? Eh, not really The thing is, the great minds have something in common with proverbial death-prone kitties: curiosity.

Researchers have finally begun to understand the link between curiosity and intelligence on the molecular level, thanks to scientists from the University of Toronto and Mount Sinai Hospital who discovered a protein in an under-explored part of the brain that controls both traits. Via Wiredtowinthemovie.


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