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That song Kermit and Fozzie Bear sing together in the car? Recite your grocery list again, but this time do it like Nicki Minaj would. Interrupt the fun to quickly call your mom back. Are you crying You wanna fuck me Because tears act as a natural aphrodisiac. Kind of like lobster. Do a dramatic reading of 50 Shades You wanna fuck me Grey, but in a chipmunk voice to really heighten the sexual tension.

Say this to your hand. You wanna play hard to get, okay? Refer to yourself in the third person. And then just start calling yourself Mama. If they seem into it, immediately switch and call yourself Daddy. Unless they tell you to stop because you should always respect what makes your partner comfortable, ok? Click to continue […].

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